I HAVE A BIRK TAN
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Tourist eat alot but don't buy alot.
Keep that in mind if you ever try to sell something to the unattached masses.
There is a certain arrogant consumption that goes along with the vacationing American. Fuck the cheesemaker they say subconciously. I see thier uncouth soul and banish them to the relm of Kraft cheese food products.
Oh, I have Birkenstock tan lines. I would show you but I forgot my digital camera today. My feet are tan from the markets and have these incriminating thick white lines across my instep and above my toes. The mark of a Birk hippie, alas.
Oh I have funny tan lined feet and fine cheese to eat. I invite you to compete with this lifestyle. HA!
Life is good in goat land!
written at 9:00 p.m.
2004-07-04
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