A BLACK BEAST
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There is a very big black creature with a large set of balls and an insatiable sex drive living in my barn. He looks a bit like a black buffalo only smaller. His name is Jake and I don't care for how he looks at me so I have been making some very loud noises at him just so he knows who the boss is. He towers over me when he gets his front hooves up on the gates and I just find that unnerving. I am sure we will come to understand each other within the week.
I am in PMI mode (premenstrual insomnia). I am very tired and grumpy.
written at 8:23 p.m.
October 17, 2005
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