Your Score: Vampira!

Our test has determined that you possess
32% Hellbentness, 50% Sanguinity, and 60% Creeps!
Well done!

Beautiful, creepy, and bloodthirsty, your Proto-Goth Icon is Vampira, the world's first TV horror host! Vampira was played by Maila Nurmi, the Finnish performer beneath the famous black wig and nails. Her iconic gothic style, sardonic wit and eye-popping hourglass figure made her the macabre fantasy of guys and ghouls across the globe, despite appearing on a show that was only broadcast in the Los Angeles area. Every week the voluptuous vamp would emerge from dry-ice studio fog to the sound of creepy organ music. She would unleash a bloodcurdling scream and utter puns in an exotic, sexual, Marlene Dietrich-like drawl - "I am... Vampira! I hope you all had the good fortune to have had a terrible week!"